What ever happened to throwing trash on the ground? Doesn’t society feel like it’s just improved too much? I remember the days where there were piles of trash all around for everyone to enjoy. A pile of trash here and pile of trash there. All the children would frolic in the massive amounts of discarded asbestos and enjoy the polluted air. The best part of my walk down the street to middle school was when I would see all the wrappers and discarded pieces of trash on the ground. And now everything is clean and green. I just wish there was some way to get people to understand how much of an American staple of community trash really is!
Have you never seen the giant trash island out in the pacific that was created? If you think that isn’t impressive I don’t know what is. I’m telling you as Americans it’s our god given right to pollute the land and earth as we please. As Katy Perry’s fantastic song Firework says “Do you ever feel like a plastic bag wanting to start again?”. We should start polluting the earth once more.
Another thing I always hear when people talk about the earth and pollution is some archaic concept called global warming? That just sounds funny global, so like a big ball? And warming? Doesn’t the sun already do that during the summer? I think Greta Thunberg is a warlock from middle earth sent to tell us lies while Sauron takes our trash away. I have evidence of this as well. Just look at her magical abilities to inspire millions to stop polluting the earth!
First and foremost paper is biodegradable so why do we care about whether or not it’s on the ground? It adds character to the campus. This is why during earth month and day I am encouraging everyone to give back to the earth and pollute something. Throw a cup out the window. Toss some bio waste in the pond. Read the Wheaton Wire and then use it as a coaster.
And remember every time you pollute the earth gets just a little bit worse because of you! 🙂
Why not check out some articles about littering here:
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